It's probably the fact that Hollywood is primarily stacked with male directors and producers that most men have the same boring idea of what female masturbation looks like. The woman's always on her back, her fingers sliiiide tastefully down under the covers, she makes a few sexy noises, writhes around like a fish on a line, does a slight duck-face, squeaks, and it's over in 2 seconds. So graceful! Like a majestic swan, if the majestic swan was diddling itself on a perfectly-made Kate Spade bedspread with the quiet tones of Iron and Wine in the background. So, is this what female masturbation's really like? Sorry, dudes:. Director and wife of SNL's Bill Hader Maggie Carey, whose raunchy coming-of-age movie The To-Do List starring Aubrey Plaza hits theaters this Friday, pointed out the discrepancy when Vulture asked her about one already-infamous scene: Plaza, as a teenage virgin sexually experimenting before college, masturbates by humping a pillow.
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